Alright my friend, please step into my office and by office, I mean this figurative imaginary internet space we are occupying.
But anyways, be sure to close the door on your way in. This is going to get personal.
Now I want you to tell me why you’re here.
That would be pretty awesome right, but I know you’re discouraged. I know you’re tired of trying everything on the internet with no results to show for. You’re sick of all the conflicting information spinning your mind endlessly.
Rest assure though. I can help.
As long as you can tolerate my peculiar personality, we will embark on the most epic coach to client journey ever to completely transform your body once and for all. If we’ve never met, I’m Calvin. Let me introduce myself a bit further.
Here’s why you should trust me with being the headmaster of your health and fitness.
You see, I’ve had more training and nutrition certifications than I’ve had girlfriends (embarrassing, I know). My content has also reached many top fitness publications.
More importantly though, I’ve racked up years of coaching experience, having worked with hundreds of struggling people just like you. You can read what my clients and colleagues have to say here.
What I do with my awesome clients is take mind blowing science and individualize it towards their personal needs and goals. I can do the same for you.
I got your back on everything you need.
Now, you might still be doubtful because there are tons of coaches and programs out there. That’s understandable. Here’s what separates my coaching with the other fitness dorks across the internet.
Now I want to be clear here. As your coach, I will guide you, teach you the best methods, simplify things, hold you accountable, and make everything as smooth as humanly possible, but you still have to put in the work. If you put in all the work, you will undoubtedly see results.
If you do everything I say and somehow see no results after 1 month, I’ll give you a full refund, so there’s no risk on your part.
So if you’re sick of procrastinating on your health and fitness, click the link below to apply.